Новояз

(OJ с его перчатками нервно курит в сторонке)

SC solved carjacking problem by redefining carjacking as "looking for a ride" and murdering a driver in the process as "self-defense"

Other states to follow?

Dating 101

why are u, as a man, letting your girl walk closer to the street, while you walk on the inner side of the sidewalk?

She's more likely to be punched or stabbed, maybe with a syringe, by a vagrant while walking on the inside...