Spoiler

[glocka]

Women are never to be entirely trusted, not the best of them.
Take my fiancee, for instance.
She was the daughter of my violin teacher.
We were engaged to be married, the invitations were out,
I was being fitted for a tail coat,
and 24 hours before the wedding she died of influenza.
It just proves my contention that women are unreliable
and not to be trusted.